Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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One day in Russia,Rudy,a Communist Party member,was discussing the upcoming stormy weather with his wife,Helga.
Rudy said it looked like a huge rainstorm was coming,but Helga said it wa...
Why are they raising the drinking age to 23 in Newfoundland ?
To cut the drinking out of the elementary schools ....
Uncle Bill was finding the money in the movie business rather poor.
Unless you were a big star minimum wage was the best you could expect....
Wife tells husband that if he doesn't smarten up she'll cut him off.
He asked, "How you gonna do that? You don't even know where I'm getting it!...
Guy asks friend if friend talks to his wife during sex.
Other guy responds, "Sure, if she happens to call!...
Guy asks friend, "Does your organ burn after you've had sex?
Friend responds, "Don't know, never enjoyed sex enough to try and light it!...
What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?
The woman in church has hope in her soul......
All swell that ends swollen...
Little Miss Muffet Crouched on a tuffet, Collecting her shell-shocked wits.
There dropped (from a glider) An H-Bomb beside her- Which blasted Miss Muffet to bits....
What's the definition of gross??? Diving into a bowl of snot and eating your way out!

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