Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What's the definition of pain?? Jumping off the CN tower and getting your nose caught on a nail!
What's another def of pain?? Sliding down the CN tower with razor blades strapped to your butt and then landing in a bowl of iodine!
What is red and scratches on glass?? A baby in a microwave!
What is green and doesn't scratch on glass??? The same baby two weeks later!
How do you get across a room without touching any babies?? Use a snowblower!!!
What is black and squirms?? A half alive baby in a body sack.
What is black, smells and doesn't squirm?? The same baby three weeks later!!
It was the 8th annual mouse convention and mice from near and far had gathered for the ball.
A young couple got married and after all the festivities the new groom made one request of his new wife.
He told her he wanted to designate a drawer in his bureau to be his PRIVATE DOMAIN. She wa...
I maybe a Poet and I don't Know it. But my Dick... It's a Longfellow!

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