Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What do you call a lawyer that is sitting on the grass? A: Fertilizer.
Q: What can you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Recycle them into a tire and call it a GOOD-YEAR.
Two clams named Sam and Thelma Clam were basking in the surf, when a dune buggy ran over them and killed them both.
So they went up to Clam Heaven and St. Peter Clam said, "Thelma you've been a good...
A missionary in a remote jungle outpost found himself face to face with a ferocious lion.
Knowing he was doomed for certain, he kneeled down and said his prayers....
The elderly woman accidentally dropped her handkerchief as she put some coins into the beggar's cup.
He gallantly stooped to pick it up. "Why you're not blind!" she exclaimed. "No," he said, "I'm wo...
I wish people would make up their minds. Every time I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
Years ago, when he was managing the last-place New York Mets, Casey Stengel was approached by an excited scout.
Listen, I just saw a guy who struck out 27 batters. No one even hit the ball until th...
A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find, sitting in the two adjacent seats, a man with his arm around a sheep dog.
All through the movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with app...
The man at the bar casually leaned over and asked a woman passing by, "Excuse me, miss, do you have the time?
What?" she said loudly, "How dare you proposition me!" Noticing that every eye in the...
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