Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Three college students shared an apartment. Every night one of the guys would go out and get drunk, come home at 2
00 AM, and puke in the kitchen sink. The other two guys were getting plenty upse...
Q: What has four legs and one arm? A: A very happy pitbull.
One day a lady was inside of an elevator and she had to fart really bad.
She thought to herself, 'What am I going to do if someone comes in and smells it....
On this farm there used to be a cat and a rooster, but the rooster and the cat didn't get along very well.
The cat was nosey about where the rooster went everyday, but the rooster wouldn't tell him...
There men died and went to hell. Satan met them at the gates and said, "All three of you weren't bad enough to go straight to Hell, so you get another chance.
If you can tell me something I can't do...
Q: What's the difference between a fox and a dog? A: Five drinks.
Q: What's polish and has an IQ of 180? A: A village.
One day Joe came hobbling in the club house with a 7 iron wrapped around his neck.
Of course everyone was curious as to what happened to poor ol' Joe....
A COWBOY'S VIEW OF REINCARNATION (By Wally McRee) "What's reincarnation?
a cowboy asked his friend. His old pal told him: It starts when your life comes to...

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