Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal.
"Your wife makes a delicious roast," one chief said....
Have You heard about the new cereal that's advertised a lot on TV, called "Nut 'N' Honey"?
Well, the same company is now marketing a similar new cereal, aimed for the inner-city residents....
Q: What's the worst thing about screwing a cow? A
You have to get off the stump and run around front every time you want to kiss her....
English Teacher Joke: Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses.
Q: What should you do if you wife has an epileptic seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in the laundry....
There were these three old guys sitting around at a rest home, discussing their health.
The first guy, 70 years old, said, "I just wish I was still able to take a good piss....
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there....
A man and his wife were traveling through Kansas on a hot day
Q: What's the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, your fish will die.
Q: How do we know girls aren't made of sugar and spice? A: Because they taste like anchovies.

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