Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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One night a lady was choking on a piece of meat in a restaurant.
Everybody tried to help by slapping her on the back, but to no avail....
Heat of the Meat Angle of Dangle = ------------------- Stench of the Wench
Q: What are the three worst words that you can hear while making love? A: Honey, I'm home!
One afternoon a man was walking along a farm road with his daughter, when they came upon two sheep.
A woman wanted to have a baby, so she asked a guy to have sex with her.
Just as they were about to commence, she asked, "What are we going to call our baby?...
Q: What do you call a kosher tampon? A: A tightwad.
TWENTY TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM EXCITABLE
Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts....
One day Adam was in the Garden of Eden when God came over to him and said, "I made something for you.
What I made for you will do anything you say, fix your meals and give you indescribable pleasure...
Once upon a time there was a mathematician who found an equation for GOD.
If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will take out a three year lease with an option to buy.
If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the lights and lock the doo...

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