Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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An office manager learned that, due to increased operating costs and slumping sales, he would have to let one of his employees go.
After much thought he narrowed his choices down to two employees: L...
Once upon a time, a Marine Gunny took it upon himself to toilet train his son.
Being a Marine, the kid was taught "by the numbers....
Once upon a time, a bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods.
The bear looked down at the rabbit and asked, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?...
Q: What was John Lennons last hit? A: "The Pavement.
Q: What would it take to re-unite the original Beatles? A: Three bullets.
Q: How do you kill the New Kids on the Block? A: Give one of them Aids.
VARIOUS OBSCURE SCIENTIFIC TERMS Avogadro = The main ingredient in guacamole.
Circular Reasoning = See Reasoning, Circular. Half-life = Saturday night in Vacaville....
Q: What do you call an Iraqi with 1500 girlfriends? A: A shepherd.
Q: What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: In kinky, you use a feather. In perverted, you use the whole chicken....
Q: Why did the bee fly past Shell, Texaco, Exxon, Mobil and Sonoco?
A: Because he was an Esso Bee....

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