Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Pain (n): Popping a boner and running out of skin.
Two men were hunting in the hills of Kentucky. Bo turned to Jim-Bob, after taking a sip from his sixth beer of the hour, and said that he needed to step into the bushes for a minute.
So Bo walked ou...
When the Lord made Man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be Boss.
The Brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be Boss....
My wife's a terrific housekeeper. I dirty a plate, she washes it immedi- ately.
I'm ready to drop a cigar ash on the floor, she has it picked up before it even drops....
The circus leader was upset at the thought that his human cannonball act would have to be scrapped.
It seems the aging performer was losing his nerve in the act....
A man had to take a psychological test for a job he was applying for.
The psychologist drew a circle and asked, "What does this remind you of?...
A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the pro- fessor.
Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall....
Business was bad, and the clothing store owner was out on the street trying to drum up business.
You sir," he said to a prosperous looking man, "Surely you could use a new suit....
John was going to a Catholic boarding school. On the first weekend break he went into town to check out the 'big city'.
While he was in town he was repeatedly propositioned by women on the stree...
The Texas oilman had just finished lunch at an expensive restaraunt.

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