Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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She's so fat, she's going to collapse into a black hole ...
Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other in the woods.
Both were blind....
Once upon a time, a tomb was found in Egypt. First a team of British arche- ologists went i
hey came out after a week and announced, "This tomb is over 3000 years old....
Before 'perestroika' an American and a Soviet were talking about freedom in their coutries.
Q: What do you call an Iraqi with 30 sheep? A: Pimp.
Q: What do a herd of sheep call an Iraqi? A: Dad.
To Be Tried On Acquaintances: You: "I read a poll the other day that half of all people masturbate in the shower, and the other half sings.
Do you know what they sing?" Their Standard A...
Q: What do you call 6 Iraqi's with a sheep? A: A gang bang.
Q: What does an Iraqi woman call a sheep? A: Competition.
The Aggie coach, in front of a stadium-full of loyal fans at College Station, asked a top academic player to demonstrate his prowess.
Tell our fans what 8 plus 1 equals," said the coach. The Aggie...

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