Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? A: You would too if your name was "U-u-u-urd-urj.
There once was a bird who hated saying 'goodbye' so much, he waited until the last minute to fly south for the winter.
When he finally did leave, it was so cold that his wings iced up and he fell to...
My girlfriend is so fat ("HOW FAT IS SHE?"), that when she sits on my motorcycle, you can't hear the engine!
A scientist, after years of failed attempts, finally made a clone of him- self.
The clone was exactly like him; it liked the same foods, read the same books, liked the same T....
Q: What do you get when you cross a one-legged mongoloid with a polack? A: A polaroid one-step!
The telephone company put out a tender for the installation of telephone poles.
Three groups applied. A group of newfies (canadian polacks), a group of jews, and a group of italians....
Two yuppers got lost while hunting in the woods. One turned to the other and said, "Grandpa Sven always said that if you are lost, you should fire three shots in the air.
It's a distress signal, and...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Pollack were stranded on a desert island when an ancient ruby and emerald studded bottle washed up on the beach.
They found the bottle and removed the cork, and WHO...
Q: Why are all Jewish men circumcised? A: Jewish women demand 10% off everything.
Q: Why are people so fragile? A: They were made with only one screw.

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