Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What is the difference between a shithead and a brown-noser? A: Depth perception.
A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began a sex education class that day.
His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you liv...
Q: What's the difference between humans and computers?
A: With a computer you put software into hardware ......
One day when Ernie was about six, before he learned about being dirty, he was pestering his mom while she tried to do the housework.
She said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch them buil...
One night, the Queen of England was giving a state dinner for the president.
During the last recession a banker was going to committ suicide by jumping off a bridge.
As he leaned on the guardrail, he heard a far away voice saying, "Do-o-o-on't ju-u-u-ump!...
One night in Londonderry, an Irishman and an Englishman parked their cars side-by-side in a pub parking lot.
The Irishman had a rusted-out 1954 Morris 1000; the Englishman, a new Rolls-Royce. The I...
Did you hear about the polish lesbian? She liked men ..
Q: What's the difference between like and love? A: Spit and swallow.
Late one scorching day in old New Mexico, the Lone Ranger rode up to a bar, dismounted and tied up Silver.
He was sitting at the bar, enjoying a well- earned drink, when his faithful sidekick ran i...

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