Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties? A: To keep the foreskins from covering up their faces.
Q: Do you know why Iraqi high schools can't offer driver's ed and sex ed in the same year?
A: The camels can't take the pressure....
Late one night, an 80 year old man was about to make love to his beautiful, young girlfriend.
The petite nymphet noticed that the old man was wearing a condom...
THE DEFINITION OF EGO An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
She kept swinging he...
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute with diarhea and a corn farmer with epilepsy?
A: The corn farmer shucks between fits....
Forty Miles in The Saddle" By Major Assbu
One Sunday, a lady went to a priest to confess. She said, "Father, I went out with a boy last night - and he took off my blouse and my bra.
The priest took off her blouse and bra and said, "Like th...
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...

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