Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Harold suspected his wife of playing around on the side, so one day he took the afternoon off and comes home extra early.
He entered his apartment, which was on the 3rd floor, and started looking a...
Dear Mr. Smith, We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product - TROJAN CONDOMS.
Although your general apearance is not displeasing, our Bo...
Q: How can you keep from being bitten by a tsetse fly? A: Keep your tsetse covered at all times!
Q: What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used? A: A stroke.
After the football game, an Aggie went out with his friends for beers and maybe to get a piece of ass.
He came back with a chunk of skin ......
Bill and I went golfing the other day. We were in the middle of the sixth fairway when stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a funeral procession that was passing by.
Usually, he...
Q: Why do tampons have strings? A: So that the crabs can go bunji jumping.
There once was a dumb blonde who went to see her doctor.
When the time came for the pelvic exam, he nearly fell in....
Q: Why did all the other Iraqis laugh at Hakim when they caught him fucking a sheep?
A: Because he picked one of the ugly ones....
Q: What is the first warning sign of old age? A
When you've been in bed all night with a woman and the dawn comes, but you haven't....

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