Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What's jello? A: Kool aid with a hard-on.
Q: How do you sneak up on a celery? A: Stalk.
Did you hear about the tight end who was sentenced to a prison term?
When he was paroled he was a wide receiver....
Q: Why did God create man? A: Because you can't teach a dildo to cut the lawn.
Q: Why did create woman? A: Because you can't teach a sheep to cook....
An polack walked into a travel agency and demanded the special Hawaiian tour.
The travel agent said, "I'm sorry, I handle Caribbean cruises....
I have nothing against Michael Jackson, but if my son ever goes around wearing just one glove, he better be playing baseball!
If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
Since the Post Office implemented mandatory random drug testing, not one carrier has tested positive for speed .
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Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
One morning, the county sheriff was having a cup of coffee at the donut shop, when all of a sudden a kid on a tricycle zoomed down the street.
The sheriff was so startled he spilled coffee all ove...

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