Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A Baptist minister and a Jewish rabbi were seated next to one another in the first class section of an airplane.
The stewardess approached them and asked what they wanted to drink. "I'll have a ma...
A Pole, a Jew, and a Mexican were in Kuwait, and all three were killed.
A Brit and a Scot where standing on a corner talking when an Irishman walked up.
You know what," said O'Brien, "I just went into that pub over there, ordered a pint, and played some darts....
Three bums - Dusty, Jake and Loner - were walking down some railroad tracks when Jake stops and asked the other two, "Hey, did either of you guys shit in your pants?
Dusty and Loner both replied...
Q: Who's the most popular guy on the nude beach? A
The guy that can hold 12 donuts with no hands. Q...
Q: Why are pool tables green? A: If you had your balls racked, you'd be green too.
Q: What's 6 inches long, has a head on it, and makes women go wild? A: Money.
Q: If a man with a million dollars is a millionaire, what is a woman with a million dollars?
A: Married....
Q: Why are dogs better than kids? A: When you get sick of your dog, you can put it to sleep.
Q: Why do barkeeps in Ireland cry at funerals. A: Lost revenue.

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