Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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One night at a bar in San Francisco, a sailor and marine, both on shore leave, started arguing about which service was better, who could drink more, who had the bigger dick, etc.
Well, needless to...
Well, I went and did it. I called one of those 1-900 phone sex lines.
The call wasn't all that bad; just one bad side-effec...
One night three vampires entered a bar.
TELECOMMUNICATIONS DICTIONARY Term Definition.
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There is no ice in the Texas A&M cafeteria because the aggie with the recipe graduated ...
One day, Little Saddam was riding his donkey when and he pulled into the donkey store and said to the owner, "Hey, can you check the asshole on my donkey?
The guy in the store looked at the donkey'...
Q: Why are lawyers buried 24 feet deep? A: Because deep down they're nice people.
Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
He embezzled the accounts payable ......
I have found the perfect woman, I could not ask for more, She is deaf, dumb, oversexed, And she owns a liquor store.
Three yuppers, Sven, Ole and Karl, were sitting in a boat fishing.
It was a grey autumn morning, a light drizzle fell from the skies and the lake reflected like the color of old pewter....

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