Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Two women were sitting next to each other, under the hair dryers in a beauty shop.
One turned to the other and said, "Tell me, do you and your husband have mutual orgasm?...
Two polack junkies, shooting up heroin in a back alley, kept passing the same needle to each other.
After awhile, one polack said, "Hey, what we're doing is a high risk activity for aids!...
One day, a lady walked into a Sears store and asked for a hinge for her door.
Do you want a screw for this hinge?" inquired the clerk....
Frank Zappa on Rock Stars: "All you have to do today, is grab yer guitar, hold it like its your weenie, aim it heavenward and play everything you can in 30 seconds.
You don't buy beer, you rent it ...
Harry went to a doctor to have his knees examined. "What are you doing that's making your knees so raw?
asked the doctor. "Well ... I like to do it doggie style, doc, and ... well ... I just can'...
Two travelling salesmen, Jack and Bob, were driving through along a desolate stretch of Kansas highway when their car broke down.
It was getting late, and the only building for miles around was a we...
If pro is the opposite of con, then congress is the opposite of ...
A maid arrived at work one day to find Leona Helmsley hanging from the ceiling, with one hand grasping the chandelier, and the other clenched tightly around her throat.
Under her dangling feet was a...
Did you hear about the whale found on the beach? I was listening on the radio the other day when I heard that the Sea World veternarian had deter- mined the cause of death to be AIDS.
The vet said...

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