Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs: In a butcher shop?
Chuck. In the mail? Bill....
Q: What do you do with a legless dog? A: Take him for a drag.
Three gays are driving around San Francisco, when they had to stop for a red light.
Q: Why was Liberace buried with his ass sticking out of the ground?
A: So his friends could drop by for a cold one....
Q: What do Rock Hudson and Len Bias have in common? A: They both died of a bad case of crack.
Bill the Cat _ __/| \'o.O' =(___)= U ; ' ' '
A young man, in love with a girl he wanted to make love to, was so ashamed of his small penis that he was afraid of bringing up the question, or of letting her see him naked.
One dark night he drove...
BANANA CAKE RECIPE Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes 2 loving arms 2 well shaped legs 1 large banana 2 firm milk containers 1 fur lined mixing bowl.
Method: 1. Look into laughing eyes 2....
One night, Luke Duke picked up Daisy at the bar. They were on their way to the local lover's lane when a traffic light changed from green to red.
Luke gunned the engine and sped through the red ligh...
Do you have a brain, or is that just a walnut stuck in your skull?

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