Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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An eight year old girl tried checking a book out of the library, titled 'Advice for Young Mothers.
Two maintenance men, Pat O'Brien and Ivan Petrovich were working around on the launch pad of the space shuttle one day, when Pat noticed some fuel leaking from one of the o-ring seals.
Ivan immedia...
Q: What do you call a fat Chinese girl? A: A chunk.
Q: How are jello and woman alike? A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
One night a travelling salesman found that he had stayed on the road too long, and that he was stranded in the middle farm country with no place to sleep.
Naturally, he sought refuge at the neare...
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
? A: Two - One to do it, and one to write a sensitive folk song about it....
After months of scrimping and bargain hunting to make ends meet, a woman begged her tight-fisted husband to give her some shopping money.
Can't you just give me an extra ten dollars so I can buy a...
Once upon a time, a man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared.
The genie offered him one wish (he was a stingy genie)....
RIDDLE Q: A man is in the middle of a basketball court, bleeding from the temple, and unconscious.
How did it happen? A: Bill Laimbeer elbowed him ......
At a football game between Southern Methodist and Notre Dame, two Texans, Bo and Jimbob, were seated behind two nuns.
Bo said to his friend, "I can't wait to get back to Dallas. There are only ten C...

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