Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be called bay-gulls.
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer.
Q: What kind of star is in jail? A: A shooting star.
Q: What kind of fly 'parley vous francais'? A: A french-fly.
Did you hear about the new birth control pill for men?
You take it the day after and it changes your blood type!...
Did you hear about the three aggies that drove there truck off a bridge one night?
The driver broke the glass and got out, the two in the back drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down....
There once was a three-legged dog who walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!
Q: Why didn't the Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: She went out with Mr. Softy.
Q: Do you know what the German word for 'virgin' is? A: Gutentight.
This swishy-type of guy went to the doctor for his physical.
He got undressed and waited for the doctor to begin....

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