Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna visit Grandma!" "Shut up and keep digging ...
Mommy, mommy, I don't like drag racing!" "Shut up and hang on to the bumper ...
Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate ...
Did you here about the Ethiopian who fell into the alligator pond?
He ate three before they got him out ......
Q: What do you call Ethiopians with big feet? A: Golf clubs.
Q: What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common? A: They both live off dead beetles.
One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other, "What do you feel like?
Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough....
One sunday, a Mother Superior was walking in the convent garden when she saw a young novice surrounded by pigeons shouting, "Fuck off!
Fuck off!" "Sister!" the Mother Superior said sharply, "There i...
The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said, "Excuse me?
Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son? What can I do for you?" Dopey said, "Are there nu...
St. Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a stroll.
He soon noticed that the fence between Heaven and Hell was in need of repair....

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