Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: What did the indian say when his dog fell of the cliff? A: Dog-gone.
One day, a young indian boy asked the medicine man how indians were named.
The wise, old, medicine man replied "You named after first thing you see....
Q: What do Marion Barry and Marilyn Quayle have in common? A: They both blow a little dope.
Q: Why does Dan Quayle always make love on the bottom? A: Because he always fucks up.
Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a piranha? A: Your last blowjob.
JOKEBOOK #8
I joined the German club in high school. We were a small organization until we annexed the French club .
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The Worlds Great Religions Interpret the Philosophy "Shit Happens" Taoism - Shit happens.
Confucianism - Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit....
Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One's a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger, and the other's a fish....

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