Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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My favorite answer to 'Were you sleeping?' is "That's okay, I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.
A man approached a stunning blonde at a party. After introducing himself and engaging in some friendly conversation, he asked her, "Would you be willing to sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?
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Q: What's 6.9? A: A good time interrupted by a period.
Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
At the turn of the century, a cowboy was riding across the New Mexico desert heading for Phoenix.
He rode over a hill and saw an Indian lying on the ground, naked with a hard on....
Q: What do you call a very cold dwarf with a hard-on? A: A frigid midget with a frigid digit.
Three travelling salesmen had car trouble out in Kansas, so they walked to a farmer's house.
Q: What is a vagina? A: It's the box a penis comes in.
Q: What is a Kotex? A: A manhole cover.
On their wedding night, Bob and Alice were in the honeymoon suite getting undressed for the big occiasion.
Bob turned to Alice and said, "I have to be honest with you sweetheart, I have never done...

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