Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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MacDonald was in poor health. He asked his friend MacDougal if he would pour a bottle of scotch over his grave if he should die one of these days.
Mac- Dougal said, "Sure'n I'll be glad, laddie, bu...
The polack got married and on his wedding night the bride disrobed and suggested he 'get aboard.
' The bride was asleep by the time the polack got back from the lumberyard....
Three yuppers were discussing their preferences in female company.
The first one extolled the attractions of Marilyn Monroe....
In Warsaw there's a neighborhood improvement project going on.
They're building diving boards over the cesspools....
One night the local lothario took out the one girl nobody had gotten to before.
On the way back from dinner he took a detour to the lover's lane....
A man in Paris was arrested and charged with fucking a dead woman.
He hired a good lawyer and managed to get released....
Three old nuns, back from long missions to primitive lands, were walking along the street and one was describing with her hands the tremendous coco- nuts she'd seen in the South Pacific.
The second...
Three nuns stopped at the holy water on their way into a church.
The first nun said, "I have to rinse my eyes with holy water because I looked at a penis....
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night....
One day a grade school teacher asked her students what their parents did for a living.
Tim," she said, "What does your mother do all day?...

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