Miscellaneous Jokes

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One sunday the Mother Superior called all the nuns together.
You know," she said, "I found a used condom in the here last night....
A young nun at a convent had one too many sexual indiscretions, and turned up pregnant.
Just before the big wedding day a groom's friends decided to throw him a stag party.
After many drinks, a naked girl jumped out of the big cake and started dancing with the groom....
Q: How many critters can you find in a pair of panty hose?
A: Ten little piggies, two calves, one ass and one beaver - they're still looking for the fish....
It's been so long since I had any, the crack of dawn makes me horny.
Did you know there was a book written about the leper navy? It's called "All Hands On Deck.
A man was golfing, and everything was going the usual way for his game, when he came to the 16th hole and had a hole in one!
As he reached in the hole to get his ball, out came a genie. The genie sa...
A yuppie was driving his BMW on a windy mountain road when an oncoming car took a turn wide and clipped the left side of his car.
His arm, which had been hanging out the window, was cut off. The yup...
To do, is to be." - Socrates "To be, is to do." - Sartre "Do-be-do-be-do." - Sinatra
After successfully passing the bar exam, a man opened his own law office.
He was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr....

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