Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Do you know how to tell when a family of flamingoes has moved into the house next door?
A: They decorate the lawn with plastic mexicans....
One cold winter day, a polack decided to go ice fishing.
After setting up his shack, he started chipping through the ice....
A city dude walked into a cowboy bar with a cat under one arm, a six shooter on his hip and a bucket of shit in one hand.
He walked up to the bar and set down the cat and the bucket. "May I please h...
Q: Why is it easier for men to sleep on their sides, than women? A: They have kick stands.
A priest and a rabbi, long time friends, were having lunch together one day.
Q: How do we know that Eve was the first computer operator?
A: 'Cause she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other....
One sunday a drunk staggered into a church while Mass was going on.
The priest couldn't help but notice him bumping into one pew after another as he made his way down the side aisle....
1st Polack: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
2nd Polack: If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return it....
One night a drunk stopped a cab and asked the cabbie, "Do you have room (hic) for three six-packs (hic) and a large pizza?
Yeah, buddy, sure do," replied the cabbie. So the drunk threw up in the b...
Coach: Hoss, we're short on players. Do you think you can pass this football?
Aggie: Yeah, coach, I think ah kin if ah kin swallow it....

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