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What is 133 years old and still running hard? The Reagan-Bush ticket.
In nominating Mr. Reagan, Senator Laxalt said Grenada now is a "loyal and trusted ally.
And it better stay that way or we'll whip up on it again....
These political conventions make us realize what a lucky country this is.
For one thing, we never had to choose between Barry Goldwater and George McGovern in the same race....
Senator Tower, introducing Mr. Goldwater at the convention, described how "he galvanized a generation of young people into action.
Right, but most of them worked against the Goldwater-Miller ticke...
Every war in this century began and was fought under a Democrat administration," Mr.
Goldwater says. Luckily, however, a few Republican soldiers agreed to fight....
Watching`}9Ush sit next to Mr. Reagan at the convention raised the disturbing question of whether we really want a veep whose leg shows between the top of his sock and the cuff of his pants.
GOP delegates booed Tip O'Neill roundly, which, for him, is at least the right shape.
The Ferraro-Mondale ticket has the Reagan-Bush team beat 5-3, though so far we're talking only about syllables.
The Missouri delegation's 47 votes put the Reagan-Bush nomination over the top at the convention.
Well, it was a nasty job but someone had to do it....
The economy is slowing down, statistics show. No wonder.
It's after Labor Day and only a few stores are decorated for Christmas....

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