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No matter how hard we looked on vacation, we couldn't find any states in which it's legal to tie kids on the luggage rack and keep suitcases in the back seat.
We're glad in this Ferraro financial trouble no one redid Mr.
Truman's old line and said, "If you can't stand the heat go back to the kitchen....
All the U-Haul trucks on the road on our vacation made us glad that when we fly we don't see many U-Fly planes.
Who said the GOP convention had no surprises? When Roger Staubach introduced Nancy Reagan he didn't ask her how she spells relief.
I'm a conservative," says George Bush, "but I'm not a nut about it.
Unfortunately, that is also the way lots of Americans feel about being voters....
There's talk of Senator Kassebaum running for vice president in 1988.
That's awful, but just proves again there's always someone wanting to hurt your career....
Abe Lincoln was the first Republican president. Of course, back then Mr.
Reagan wasn't yet old enough to run....
These political conventions haven't been bad as summer television replacement shows but they'll never make it against a new season of "Hill Street Blues" or "Cheers.
The final GOP convention nominating vote was closer than we expected
2,233 for Ronald Reagan, 0 for Harold Stassen....
An Illinois and a Pennsylvania delegate refused to vote to nominate the Reagan-Bush ticket.
And party leaders apparently had no abstain remover....

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