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Overheard on our bus: "So many vacation spots don't appeal to me that I can't decide where not to go first.
The national average price of a new single-family home now is more than $
100,000. Maybe folks saving for a downpayment should be more concerned about the UPpayment....
Still, the housing price rise means we've been able to get into a high-priced neighborhood without even moving.
The Hart and Jackson forces tried to change parts of the platform but failed to ge...
A political party's platform, by the way, is the document that tells where delegates stand, besides in the aisles.
Jesse Jackson says the main reason for holding the convention is to adopt a platform.
Then why didn't he leave when that was done?...
More evidence Mr. Jackson doesn't understand the system
He took it as a put-down when Mr. Mondale didn't consider him for veep....
Gerry Ferraro says she wants to debate George Bush.
It'll give both a chance to get an edge in wordwise....
A poll shows most folks think Mr. Mondale chose Ms.
Ferraro because of pressure from women's groups. Sounds like a put down of the Italian-American, Catholic and size 7 shoe lobbies....
The Democratic platform runs 35,000 words. Divided by the number of people who'll ever read it all, that's about 1,000 words each.
The man at the next desk says he can't attend a party at our house next Friday night because of a previously scheduled memorial service for his lawn.

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