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The Census Bureau reports there ard fewer laundries and dry cleaners in the U.
S. than in the past. Apparently some of them weren't able to remove red ink stains....
We're still waiting for some entrepreneur to open a shop that would offer to clean up yards--a lawndry.
Even Muhammed Ali has denounced Louis Farrakhan. Is this what is known as getting on the banned wagon?
This is a wonderful time to be alive," Mr. Reagan is telling campaign audiences.
For one thing, we're in the period between atomic bombs....
The wet weather may not have helped gardens much in our neighborhood but it cert~rainly has brought forth a bumper crop of summer primary political yard signs.
It's almost game time and so far we don't know what has been named Official Tax Loophole of the 1984 Summer Olympics.
An editorial writer in Illinois has gone to jail for refusing to reveal the source consulted in an editorial.
Why not just be honest and point to the west wall?...
The new national debt ceiling will get the government only through August.
Unless, of course, Uncle Sam wins big in some state lotteries....
Beirut has a new peace plan. We'd tell you what number it is but don't like to show off.
So far observers give this session of Congress good marks.
It means there's lots of room for lack of improvement....

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