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From what we could tell, the delegates kissed Fritz Mondale and hoped he'd change into a decent frog disguise.
This was the 39th Democratic convention. Which just proves that it used to be possible to get nominated without Walter Cronkite there to watch.
It is essential that Ronald Reagan be defeated," Mr.
Mondale says. Not if taxpayers want to avoid supporting another former president....
If July brings back Anne Gorsuch Burford," Gov. Mario Cuomo asks, "what can we expect of December?
Gee, we were sort of hoping for Santa Claus....
Moscone Hall is said to be the world's largest column-free room.
Which did not, obviously, mean columnist free....
Attending the Democratic convention were 3,933 delegates and 1,303 alternates-- two or three dozen of whom were in their seats at any one time.
The Manatt-Lance turmoil showed that although Mr. Mondale may be indecisive at least it's in a decisive way.
The only groups we didn't see demonstrating in the streets of San Francisco were the Pro Apathy Party and the Street Cleaners Union.
Our kids were disappointed to learn that San Francisco's cable cars aren't autos equipped with HBO.
Doonesbury" will be back this fall. And it's unclear whether this country can handle both a presidential and a Zonker Harris tanning campaign.

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