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Overheard on our bus: "I'm feeling more independent these days.
In the last week I've found six things Ralph Nader is against that I'm for....
As we understand the new rules, we won't have to have automatic seat belts or air bags installed in our easy chair to be able to watch next month's Republican convention on TV.
We'll install an air bag in our car, but only if automatic seat belts are required on all congressional seats.
All cars might have to have air bags or automatic safety harnesses by 1990 under new federal rules.
We still think an easier answer would be to make cars out of Nerf....
We were surprised that the Democratic convention's start wasn't delayed for Mondale veep interviews with George Brett, Gary Carter, Dale Murphy, Dwight Gooden and Fernando Valenzuela.
Canada has set elections for September 4. Any later and party workers in northern provinces would have to arrange for free dogsled rides to the polls for voters.
Farrah Fawcett plans a $2,500-a-week health club in Corpus Christi.
Not long ago that kind of money would have bought Corpus Christi....
Part of Richard Nixon's former Key Biscayne compound is for sale for $
4.5 million. For that, does Bebe Rebozo come with it?...
World population may double by 2050, a new report says.
Does it help to know we expect to be gone by then?...
All-Star baseball game afterthought: If they were worried about wind in Candlestick why did they let Howard Cosell talk?
Gary Hart said if he got nominated he'd also have picked Geraldine Ferraro...

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