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If Reagan is the answer, it must have been a VERY silly question.
If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.
But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 196...
If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream and never be our destiny.
-- Ren'e de Visme Williamso...
If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him.
It means he experiments....
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.
If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw." -- W. C. Field
Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion. -- Robert Burto
In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form.
And darkness was upon the staff members thereof....
In the Garden of Eden sat Adam, Massaging the bust of his madam, He chuckled with mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two boobs and he had 'em.

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