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LET Jesus be YOUR anchor! So when Satan rocks your boat, THROW Jesus overboard!
Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are.
Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked.
Lisp hackers have to be bound (to-do 'it) ...
Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola. What ain't fruits and nuts is flakes.
Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
May a diseased yak take a liking to your sister.
May the fairy god-camel leave a lump on your pillow!
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