Best Fortunes

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Incest, n.: Sibling revelry.
It is a sad commentary on today's society that this fortune has to be classified as "offensive" simply because it contains the word "fuck".
It was a Roman who said it was sweet to die for one's country.
The Greeks never said it was sweet to die for anything....
Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time.
Jesus was killed by a Moral Majority.
John Birch Society -- that pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy. -- Edward P. Morga
Kasha, n.: Kasha is always defined as "buckwheat groats".
There's only one problem with this definition: what the fuck are "buckwheat groats"?...
Kill a commie for Christ!
Laissez Faire Economics is the theory that if each acts like a vulture, all will end as doves.
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

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