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Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Q: What is "SMOORPLAY"? A: It's what SMURFS do before they SMUCK, of course!
Q: What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read? A: A cheese grate
Q: What's Jewish foreplay? A: Two hours of begging.
Q: Where can you buy black lace crotchless panties for sheep? A: Fredrick's of Ithaca, New York.
Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other!
Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which...
Randel, n.: A nonsensical poem recited by Irish schoolboys as an apology for farting at a friend.
-- Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure & Preposterous Word...
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