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No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother.
-- Margaret H. Sange...
Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends." -- Woody Alle
Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
Nuke the gay, unborn, baby whales for Jesus.
O'Riordan's Theorem: Brains x Beauty = Constant. Purmal's Corollary
As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero....
Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
Occident, n.: The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient.
Ocean, n.: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
Once a young gay from Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night Over who had the right To do what, and with which, and to whom....
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.

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