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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ..
. the other eight are unimportant. -- Henry Mille...
Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G. B. Shaw
She asked me if I loved her still. "Yes," I replied. "I've never had you any other way.
She hates testicles, thus limiting the men she can admire to Democratic candidates for president.
-- John Greenway, "The American Tradition", on feminist Elizabeth Gould Davi...
So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articl...
Sooner or later, generals will own you.
Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
Statisticians probably do it.
Subpoena, n.: From the root "sub", below, and the Latin "poena" for male organ or penis.
Therefore, "below the penis" or "by the balls....
Support the right of unborn males to bear arms!

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