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Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls?
Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's changed....
Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in this country.
The remainder is thrown out....
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should.
Democrats ought to, but don't....
Ronald Reagan -- America's favorite placebo
Said a horny young girl from Milpitas, "My favorite sport is coitus.
But a fullback from State Made her period late, And now she has athlete's fetu...
Said a swinging young chick named Lyth Whose virtue was largely a myth, "Try as hard as I can, I can't find a man That it's fun to be virtuous with.
Said Einstein, "I have an equation Which to some may seem rabelaisia
Let _V be virginity Approaching infinity; Let _P be a constant persuasio...
Save Soviet Jewry -- Win Valuable Prizes!!!!
Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.

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