Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

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Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad.
But I promise you, the second all of those things go away, we'll have sex. ...
It works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi .
.. Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!...
Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
-- Homer Simpson Homer the Smithe...
You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
-- Homer Simpson Homer Defined...
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.
Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma! -- Homer Simpson Principal Charming...
Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....

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