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Luposchainsky's Hurry-Up-And-Wait Principle: If you're early, it'll be cancelled.
If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait....
Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
Maahs's Law: Things go right so they can go wrong.
McChristy's Computer Axioms: 1. Back-up files are never complete.
2. Software bugs are correctable only after the software is judged obsolete by the industry....
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $
50," you can bet it's not $19.95....
McKee's Law: When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
McKernan's Maxim: Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.
MacPherson's Theory of Entropy: It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.
Mae West's Observation: To err is human, but it feels divine.
Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

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