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Mayne's Law: Nobody notices the big errors.
Meadow's Maxim: You can't push on a rope.
Meredith's Law for Grad School Survival: Never let your major professor know that you exist.
Meyer's Law: It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex task to make them simple.
Meyers's Law: In a social situation, that which is most difficult to do is usually the right thing to do.
Miles's Law: Where you stand depends on where you sit.
Miller's Maxim: In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel does not get the grease
it gets replaced....
Milstead's Christmas Card Rule: After you've mailed your last card, you will receive a card from someone you overlooked.
Milstead's Driving Principle: Whenever you need to stop at a light to put on makeup, every light will be green.
Minton's Law of Painting: Any paint, regardless of quality or composition, will adhere permanently to any surface, prepared or otherwise, if applied accidentally.

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