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Manubay's Law for Programmers: If a programmer's modification of an existing program works, it's probably not what the users want.
Mars's Rule: An expert is anyone from out of town.
Mark's Law of Monetary Equalization: A fool and your money are soon partners.
Maryann's Law: You can always find what you're not looking for.
Mason's First Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
Matilda's Law of Sub-Committee Formation: If you leave the room, you're elected.
Matsch's Law: It's better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.
Matz's Maxim: A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
Matz's Rule Regarding Medications: A drug is a substance that, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.
Matz's Warning: Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

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