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The Leap Year Corollary: Exceptions always outnumber rules.
Lee's Law: In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.
Lefty Gomez's Law: If you don't throw it, they can't hit it.
Lefty Gomez's Principle of Productive Procrastinatio
They can't hit it while I'm standing here holding it....
Lemar's Parking Postulate: If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.
Leo Beiser's First Computer Axiom: When putting it into memory, remember where you put it.
Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money....
Levy's Eighth Law: No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
Levy's Ninth Law: Only God can make a random selection.
Lewis's Law: People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

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