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Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter, since nobody listens.
The Lippman Lemma: People specialize in their area of greatest weakness.
Livingston's Laws of Fat: 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall....
Loftus's Fifth Law of Management: Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
Loftus's Theory on Personnel Recruitment: Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.
London's Law of Libraries: No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
Lord Balfour's Contention: Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.
Lovka's Law of Driving: There is no traffic until you need to make a left turn.
Lowery's Law: If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Lunsford's Rule of Scientific Endeavor: The simple explanation always follows the complex solution.

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