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Law of Telephone Dynamics: The phone call you keep waiting for comes the minute you're out the door.
Law of the Great Idea: The only time you come up with a great solution is after somebody else has solved the problem.
Law of the Individual: Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.
Law of the Lie: No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.
Law of the Lost Inch: In designing any type of construction, No overall dimension can be totaled correctly after 4
40 p.m. on Friday. Corollary: The correct total will become self-evident at 9:0...
Law of the Marketplace: Weekend specials aren't.
Law of the Marketplace: If only one price can be obtained for any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.
Law of the Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.
Laws of Postal Delivery: 1. Important mail arrives late.
2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent....

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