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Murphy's Guide to modern Science: 1. If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology.
2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Murphy's Law of Government: If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.
Murphy's Law of Supply: If you don't need it and don't want it you can have tons of it.
Murphy's Law of the Office: Copying machines mangle only important documents.
Corollary...
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.
Murphy's Paradox: Doing it the hard way is always easier.
The Murphy Philosophy: Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Murphy's Rule of the Term Paper: The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
Corollary: If it is available, the most important page w...
Murphy's Saving Grace: The worst is enemy of the bad.

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