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Murphy's (First) Corollary: Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Murphy's First Corollary: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's (Second) Corollary: Every solution breeds new problems.
Murphy's (Third) Corollary: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy's (Fourth) Corollary: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.
Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then add one more as an afterthought, he'll forget two of the first five.
Murphy's First Law of Construction: Power tools will fail at the most inconvenient time possible.
Murphy's Fourth Law for Husbands: Your wife's stored possessions will always be on top of your stored possessions.
Murphy's Fourth Law of the Kitchen: When the meal you are preparing is on schedule, the guests will be forty-five minutes late.
Corollary: When the guests are on time, the meal will be forty-fiv...

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