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Morris's Law of Conferences: The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.
Moser's Law of Spectator Sports: Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.
Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant, the population is growing.
Mr. Cooper's Law: If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore it.
The piece will make perfect sense without it....
Mrs. Weiler's Law: Anything is edible if it is chopped finely enough.
Muir's Law: When we try to pick out anything by itself we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
Munder's Corollary: Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.
Murphy's Advice: Don't worry . . . nobody gives a hoot anyway.
Murphy's Advice on Status: Keep up with the Grabowskis .
. . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses....
Murphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

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