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Second Law of Office Murphology: Office machines that function perfectly during normal business hours will break down when you return at night to use them for personal business.
Second Principle for Patients: The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.
Seeger's Law: Anything in parentheses can be ignored.
Segal's Law: A man with one watch knows the time. A man with two is never sure.
Seits's Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
Sevareid's Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
Seymour's Investment Principle: Never invest in anything that eats.
Shakespeare's Law: Where love is great, the littlest doubts cause fear.
Shapiro's Law of Reward: The one who does the least work will get the most credit.
Shirley's Law: Most people deserve each other.

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